Bath Time!: A GhiraZant/Team Villain Oneshot
"Do quit your whining. A few more minutes and we will be at the spring."
"But I’m hoooot, anata…”
"For the forty-second time, you know I do not understand a single word of Twili. Besides, you are practically half-lizard yourself. One would have thought you might thrive under the desert sun."
"Not a lizard, and the Twilight Realm isn’t nearly this dry or hot…"
"Eugh, stop leaning on me! I do not care to be drenched in your sweat!"
"That’s not what you said last night when we-"
"Both of you stop your bickering or we are turning straight back for the fortress this instant."
As promised, I drew this prompt
Very little truly frightened Ganondorf’s two lieutenants. Ghirahim was a demon lord, and the bloody, gruesome customs and scenes of the Underworld had been so commonplace as to be boring. Zant himself dealt a massacre on a daily basis to their enemies and would be phased by nothing if it meant pleasing the Gerudo warlord. They were both warriors of the highest caliber, crafted and honed by the fire of battle.
And yet, in spite of that, the pained roar of their master chilled them to the core.
Officially the first day of October, which means spooky scary AU right??
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
[ORIGINALLY POSTED 7/4/14; LAST UPDATED 9/17/14]
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